How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!