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What does Father Christmas always go down the chimney?
Because it shoots him!
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at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 2.25
Votes: 4 |
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What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas?
The three wide men!
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What does Santa Claus' cat want for Christmas?
Some new claus!
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at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What goes red white red white red white?
Father Christmas rolling down a hill!
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at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decemberrrr!
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at 2008-05-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!
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at 2008-05-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
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at 2008-05-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
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at 2008-05-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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