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Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decemberrrr!
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What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!
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What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
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What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
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What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!
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What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
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What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake
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