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Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
An' all ower de hood;
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by Chad Rohlfsen
at 2008-08-18 |
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Wuz de night befo' Chrisma, wit de moon big lak jumbo,
Us Cajun was stirrin' a big pot o' gumbo.
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at 2008-08-18 |
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If you see a fat man
who's jolly and cute
Wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit
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at 2008-08-05 |
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I wonder what Christmas will be,
No merriment, good cheer or glee,
Now that Santa's arrested,
Because someone protested,
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at 2008-08-05 |
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Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
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at 2008-06-10 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
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by Walter Schumacher
at 2008-04-21 |
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack,
not a thing was a movin', from the front to the back,
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at 2008-04-17 |
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
Only one creature was stirring, she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
while visions of Nintendo 64 & Barbie flipped through their heads.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,
As Papa did last minute Internet shopping.
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by Bob Laurie
at 2008-04-17 |
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Downtown they’ve put up Christmas lights,
And decked the streets with tinsel bright.
The windows of each store you see
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at 2008-04-17 |
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Snowflakes softly falling
Upon your window play,
Your blankets snug around you,
into sleep you drift away.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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