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Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'
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at 2008-06-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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A man went to his psychiatrist and said,
"What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."
The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic."
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.' What denomination?' asked the clerk. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Maria, 'Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.'
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Who delivers Christmas presents for cats?
Santa Paws !
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at 2008-09-16 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well ...
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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After being away on business for a week before the Christmas Holiday, Bob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics woman at the Department Store. So, she showed him a bottle of $50 perfume.
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at 2008-08-12 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 4 |
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How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
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at 2008-09-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!'
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at 2008-06-19 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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When you consider Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, 'from Father Christmas.'
A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
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at 2008-12-02 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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Santa Claus lives at the North Pole...
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa Claus rides in a sleigh...
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at 2008-08-12 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune. Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.
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at 2008-12-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together.'
Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!'
They all asked the farmer how it tasted. 'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it!'
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at 2008-10-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?
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at 2008-09-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm
chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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