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Santa Claus lives at the North Pole...
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa Claus rides in a sleigh...
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at 2008-08-12 |
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It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
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at 2008-12-02 |
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10. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.
9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.
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at 2008-08-12 |
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"Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My mother just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They didn't check her ID or nothing."
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at 2008-04-17 |
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
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at 2008-04-17 |
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"I don't like sprouts!"
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at 2008-04-17 |
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What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!
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at 2008-04-17 |
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The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
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at 2008-04-17 |
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer and an Irish setter?
The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?
Because they cant stop as quickly as Rudolph!
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at 2008-04-17 |
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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What is the Christmas message in these letters: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
No "L" (Noel).
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at 2008-04-17 |
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I was so poor, that if I didn't wake up with a boner on Christmas morning, I'd have had nothing to play with.
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at 2008-04-17 |
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