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10. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.
9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.
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Santa Claus lives at the North Pole...
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa Claus rides in a sleigh...
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"Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My mother just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They didn't check her ID or nothing."
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.
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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"I don't like sprouts!"
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What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!
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The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
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Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer and an Irish setter?
The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
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Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?
Because they cant stop as quickly as Rudolph!
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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What is the Christmas message in these letters: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
No "L" (Noel).
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I was so poor, that if I didn't wake up with a boner on Christmas morning, I'd have had nothing to play with.
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