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It was the night before Christmas,
and all through the trailer park,
not a pop-top was poppin',
not even Ole Blue barked.
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at 2008-05-27 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house;
Junior was wringing the neck of a mouse.
My .357 sat right on my lap
Just waiting for Santa, to take all his crap.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 4.75
Votes: 4 |
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Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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You're a Redneck if mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.
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at 2008-08-12 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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You're a Redneck if your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
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at 2008-08-12 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You might be a Redneck if... You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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