11.03.2010 / 02.42 am
 

Redneck Christmas Jokes

 
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You're a Redneck if...

You're a Redneck if mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

at 2008-08-12
Rating: 2.30
Votes: 10

You're a Redneck if ...

You're a Redneck if your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.

at 2008-08-12
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE A REDNECK CHRISTMAS

It was the night before Christmas,
and all through the trailer park,
not a pop-top was poppin',
not even Ole Blue barked.

at 2008-05-27
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3

12 days of red-neck christmas

Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets

at 2008-04-17
Rating: 2.86
Votes: 7

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"



at 2008-04-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

A Redneck Christmas

In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"


at 2008-04-17
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3

A Redneck Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house;
Junior was wringing the neck of a mouse.
My .357 sat right on my lap
Just waiting for Santa, to take all his crap.

at 2008-04-17
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6

You might be a Redneck if... You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

at 2008-04-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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