12 days of red-neck christmas

Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 a Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 pack of Redman
6 cans of spam
5 FLANNEL SHIRTS.
4 big mo tires
3 shotgun shells
2 hunting dogs
and parts to a Mustang GT...