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Mary said to Santa, "what's that out-side?"
Santa replied "it's Reindeer (Rain Dear)"
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at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
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at 2008-10-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 5 |
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How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
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at 2008-10-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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What is Rudolph favourite day of the year?
Red nose day!
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at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 1.60
Votes: 5 |
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
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at 2008-09-24 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs
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at 2008-09-24 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !
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at 2008-09-24 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A Snowy Sleighstation!
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at 2008-09-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!
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at 2008-07-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!
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at 2008-07-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
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at 2008-07-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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at 2008-06-10 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names!"
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....Comet cleans sinks!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?
Because they cant stop as quickly as Rudolph!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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