27.08.2008 / 21.04 pm
 

Reindeer Jokes

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He didn't want to be recognised!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!



at 2008-07-11
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"Horn"-aments!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!



at 2008-07-11
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A pony sleigh station!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!



at 2008-07-11
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What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!


at 2008-06-10
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names!"

at 2008-04-17
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.



at 2008-04-17
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....Comet cleans sinks!



at 2008-04-17
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.



at 2008-04-17
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Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.



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Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?
Because they cant stop as quickly as Rudolph!



at 2008-04-17
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