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1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
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at 2008-12-02 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"
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at 2008-06-19 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 3 |
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Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
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at 2008-06-19 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
(that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*)
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at 2008-06-19 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!
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at 2008-10-09 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down?
Stacks!
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at 2008-10-09 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!
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at 2008-10-09 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Why, Santa Paws of course!
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at 2008-10-09 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Where does Santa's little helpers go to relax?
The Elf Farm!
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at 2008-09-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!
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at 2008-07-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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at 2008-07-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What does Santa put on his toast?
"Jingle Jam"
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at 2008-07-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A reason Santa has to be a man: No woman is going to wear the same outfit, year after year
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
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at 2008-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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