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Snowman Jokes

 
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What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

at 2008-12-09
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

at 2008-10-30
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2

You wake up wet !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

at 2008-04-17
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2

Ice-"berg"-ers!

What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!



at 2008-04-17
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

"ice"-icle!

How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!



at 2008-06-19
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 3

A Frosted One!

What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!



at 2008-06-19
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3

How do snowmen greet each other?

How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!

at 2008-12-09
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 8

Snowballs.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.



at 2008-04-17
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?

What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.

at 2008-12-09
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A snowmobile!

at 2008-10-30
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Ice caps !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !


at 2008-09-16
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

What happened when the snowwoman fell out with the snowman ?

What happened when the snowwoman fell out
with the snowman ?

Nothing - She gave him the cold shoulder

at 2008-09-16
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.


at 2008-08-12
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Icerbergers with chilli sauce!

What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !


at 2008-08-12
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

An island!

Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!



at 2008-07-11
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

A "brrr" - "grrr"!

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!



at 2008-07-11
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Chilly sauce!

What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!



at 2008-07-11
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

The cold shoulder !

What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !


at 2008-04-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Ice Tea!

What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!


at 2008-04-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block

at 2008-04-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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